Author: Nick Lanciani

  • 2017 NHL All Star Game Live Blog

    Game One: Central Division vs. Pacific Division

    1st Half Scoring

    2:57- GOAL- Cam Fowler (1) assisted by Johnny Gaudreau (1) and Bo Horvat (1) 1-0 Pacific

    3:39- GOAL- Jeff Carter (1) assisted by Drew Doughty (1)  2-0 Pacific

    7:07- GOAL- Jonathan Toews (1) unassisted 2-1 Pacific

    7:13- GOAL- Connor McDavid (1) assisted by Ryan Kesler (1) 3-1 Pacific

    8:00- GOAL- Brent Burns (1) assisted by Connor McDavid (1) 4-1 Pacific

    9:49- GOAL- Drew Doughty (1) assisted by Joe Pavelski (1) and Jeff Carter (1) 5-1 Pacific

    2nd Half Scoring

    2:14- GOAL- P.K. Subban (1) assisted by Tyler Seguin (1) 5-2 Pacific

    2:33- GOAL- Johnny Gaudreau (1) assisted by Bo Horvat (2) and Cam Fowler (1) 6-2 Pacific

    4:15- GOAL- Joe Pavelski (1) assisted by Jeff Carter (2) and Drew Doughty (2) 7-2 Pacific

    4:39- GOAL- Vladimir Tarasenko (1) assisted by Tyler Seguin (2) 7-3 Pacific

    5:43- GOAL- Ryan Kesler (1) assisted by Brent Burns (1) and Connor McDavid (2) 8-3 Pacific

    6:29- GOAL- Bo Horvat (1) assisted by Cam Fowler (2) 9-3 Pacific

    6:42- GOAL- Johnny Gaudreau (2) assisted by Cam Fowler (3) and Martin Jones (1) 10-3 Pacific

    Pacific Division 10 Central Division 3 FINAL

    Game Two: Atlantic Division vs. Metropolitan Division

    1st Half Scoring

    2:12- GOAL- Wayne Simmonds (1) unassisted 1-0 Metropolitan Division

    4:06- GOAL- Nikita Kucherov (1) assisted by Vincent Trocheck (1) and Victor Hedman (1) Tied 1-1

    4:49- GOAL- Wayne Simmonds (2) unassisted 2-1 Metropolitan Division

    6:30- GOAL- Victor Hedman (1) assisted by Nikita Kucherov (1) and Vincent Trocheck (2) Tied 2-2

    7:13- GOAL- Erik Karlsson (1) assisted by Kyle Okposo (1) 3-2 Atlantic Division

    8:45- GOAL- John Tavares (1) assisted by Cam Atkinson (1) Tied 3-3

    2nd Half Scoring

    :50- GOAL- Auston Matthews (1) assisted by Brad Marchand (1) and Shea Weber (1) 4-3 Atlantic Division

    1:31- GOAL- John Tavares (2) assisted by Cam Atkinson (2) and Justin Faulk (1) Tied 4-4

    1:45- GOAL- Seth Jones (1) unassisted 5-4 Metropolitan Division

    1:50- GOAL- Taylor Hall (1) unassisted 6-4 Metropolitan Division

    3:15- GOAL- Nikita Kucherov (2) assisted by Vincent Trocheck (3) 6-5 Metropolitan Division

    6:26- GOAL- Sidney Crosby (1) assisted by Justin Faulk (2) and Alex Ovechkin (1) 7-5 Metropolitan Division

    6:35- GOAL- Cam Atkinson (1) assisted by John Tavares (1) 8-5 Metropolitan Division

    7:45- GOAL- Cam Atkinson (2) assisted by John Tavares (2) 9-5 Metropolitan Division

    8:54- GOAL- Vincent Trocheck (2) assisted by Nikita Kucherov (2) 9-6 Metropolitan Division

    9:59- GOAL- Alex Ovechkin (1) assisted by Sidney Crosby (1) and Justin Faulk (3) 10-6 Metropolitan Division

    Metropolitan Division 10 Atlantic Division 6 FINAL

    Game Three: Metropolitan Division vs. Pacific Division

    1st Half Scoring

    :22- GOAL- Joe Pavelski (2) assisted by Drew Doughty (3) and Jeff Carter (3) 1-0 Pacific Division

    1:25- GOAL- Seth Jones (2) assisted by Taylor Hall (2) and Justin Faulk (4)  Tied 1-1

    4:09- GOAL- Justin Faulk (1) assisted by John Tavares (3) 2-1 Metropolitan Division

    4:40- GOAL- Connor McDavid (2) assisted by Ryan Kesler (2) Tied 2-2

    7:52- GOAL- Bo Horvat (2) assisted by Johnny Gaudreau (2) 3-2 Pacific Division

    2nd Half Scoring

    4:57- GOAL- Cam Atkinson (3) unassisted Tied 3-3

    5:02- GOAL- Wayne Simmonds (3) assisted by Taylor Hall (3) 4-3 Metropolitan Division

    Metropolitan Division 4 Pacific Division 3 FINAL

    2017 Honda NHL All Star Game MVP- Wayne Simmonds, Metropolitan Division

  • Down the Frozen River Podcast #48- Winter Edition (feat. Colby Kephart)

    Down the Frozen River Podcast #48- Winter Edition (feat. Colby Kephart)

    In a special surprise- special edition- of the DTFR Podcast, Nick and Colby discuss Calder Trophy favorites, coaching changes, trade deadline predictions and more.

  • Down the Frozen River Podcast #47- Going Solo

    Down the Frozen River Podcast #47- Going Solo

    Nick recaps all of the important stuff from the DTFR Podcast’s annual winter hiatus and explains how things might work in 2017. Also discussed, adidas jerseys and All Star Game selections.

  • Numbers Game: Ranking the Mascots of the NHL (10-6)

    Numbers Game: Ranking the Mascots of the NHL (10-6)

    The following is a continuation of the ranking of all of the mascots in the NHL, based on the list of NHL mascots Wikipedia page.

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    Yep, I’m skating the other way if I see this guy chilling in the crease. (Photo via @CanucksFIN)

    10. Fin- Vancouver Canucks

    Got to say, I’m not much of a Fin fan. Having said that, I certainly understand how Fin ties in with the Vancouver Canucks and the whole orca whale thing. It’s just that Fin kind of creeps me out. Plus I’m sure he likes to bite people’s fingers, which might explain why Alex Burrows knows so much about that.

    In all seriousness, Fin is an outstanding mascot who tries hard and loves the game. Definitely top-ten worthy.

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    Points for the hair, Spartacat. (Photo via @REAL_Spartacat).

    9. Spartacat- Ottawa Senators

    Just look at Spartacat and tell me there isn’t something anymore perfect. Okay, actually, there’s several things that are better than Spartacat, as exhibited by his ranking at 9th best mascot. But honestly, Spartacat is pretty cool.

    You’ve got the “Sparta” part of a warrior, you’ve got the lion part of a solid mascot and you’ve got the friendly face that allows you to not be too freaked out by his presence at Ottawa Senators games. Spartacat is a tremendous ambassador for the NHL. He doesn’t need to be tamed.

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    Sure, why not go stand in the woods? (Photo via @BuffaloSabres)

    8. Sabretooth- Buffalo Sabres

    You can’t talk about aesthetically pleasing mascots without having to mention the handsomely looking Sabretooth (is that a weird thing to say about a mascot?). I mean, really, Sabretooth almost has it all. The looks, the stripes, the teeth. The only problem is that he doesn’t really relate to the city of Buffalo or have much to do with the organization itself.

    Then again, the Sabres were named as such to be unique and standout from the more traditional Buffalo sports names (Bisons or Buffaloes, namely). Sabretooth is a bit too much of a play on the Sabres’s name. Additionally, the Nashville Predators exist, so that’s a loss of creativity points, Buffalo, and quite possibly some type of creative infringement.

    Oh and one more thing, Sabretooth’s not wearing any pants.

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    Trust me, Iceburgh doesn’t wear pants. Look it up if you don’t believe me. (Photo by Justin K. Aller/ Getty Images)

    7. Iceburgh- Pittsburgh Penguins

    Speaking of not wearing pants, Iceburgh is lacking some clothing too and now that I think about it, it’s rather disturbing.

    Regardless, Iceburgh is pleasing to look at and receives points for being a penguin, albeit a Pittsburgh Penguin, but we can look past that if you’re not a fan of that organization because penguins are awesome. But hey, if you love the Penguins, then surely you love Iceburgh too and everyone can take comfort in the fact that no more live penguins have been harmed.

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    Guys, I think Youppi! might be phoning it in since the Expos left. (Photo via NHL.com)

    6. Youppi!- Montreal Canadiens

    Youppi! was adopted by the Montreal Canadiens after the MLB’s Montreal Expos jettisoned the city for Washington D.C. in search of life as the Washington Nationals. In a sense, that’s an extremely nice gesture to assure that no mascot goes homeless. On the other hand, MLB mascots tend to scare me because of their lack of having any realistic qualities about them. So that’s some points off, Montreal.

    Anyway, I digress, Youppi! is great, but there are some mascots that are just a cut above the rest in the NHL. Also, fun fact, Youppi!’s never won the Cup, which is a pretty rare feat by any member of the Canadiens organization.

  • Avalanche of Trades Coming

    By: Nick Lanciani

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    We’re still about a month and a half away from this year’s NHL trade deadline, but it’s never too early to start talking about who might get traded or what teams will be active.

    There’s a lot of chatter on Twitter in the last couple of days that Arizona Coyotes general manager, John Chayka, will be a busy GM from now through the deadline working the phones and trying to acquire assets. And of course, everyone knows the current dire situation of the Colorado Avalanche and the mountain of work that’s facing their general manager, Joe Sakic.

    But let’s be realistic here for a moment– anything is possible.

    Although, there’s probably one thing we can rule out at this point, and that’s the Montreal Canadiens trading P.K. Subban (because they already did that, in June, to the Nashville Predators in exchange for Shea Weber— what have you been under a rock for the last several months?).

    While the Coyotes are likely to be unpredictable past the potentially looming Martin Hanzal and Shane Doan deals, Colorado is sure to be playing host to this year’s trade deadline fire sale and mostly predictable in regards to who may be dealt.

    Defenseman Tyson Barrie has had his name tossed around more than a few times in the last couple of seasons, but recently the Av’s have taken a long hard look at trading forwards Matt Duchene and Gabriel Landeskog.

    With everybody but Nathan MacKinnon at their disposal, Sakic remains firm on driving a steep price for either Duchene or Landeskog.

    Moving Duchene would likely yield a forward or a defenseman, but not much more, as those teams that have expressed interest do not seem to be all to bent on a package deal for the center who has two-years left on his contract at $6 million AAV. The 30 goal scorer last season has had two 65+ point seasons aside from last year’s 30-29-59 totals in 76 games played.

    Duchene remains a tremendous attraction, but one that has been quietly shopped, most recently inquired about by the Carolina Hurricanes as per Bleacher Report’s Adrian Dater.

    Of course, the Pittsburgh Penguins remain very much in on trying to add a piece or two to their roster, as well as the Boston Bruins and just about anyone else, but that’s where Landeskog comes in.

    It’s no doubt that Landeskog will be traded at some point or another. When is the golden question, considering how Sakic will continue to play hardball and could hold out until the Entry Draft in June when more teams are open to moving pieces that may or may not have previously been important to their successful/failed playoff run prior to June.

    Boston has several pieces that they could be willing to move with Ryan Spooner, Joseph Morrow, Jimmy Hayes and others as “expendable”, however even the combination of Bruins GM Don Sweeney‘s dreams would not add up to the value of Landeskog alone or with other components.

    Sakic is insistent on bringing home Colorado Springs native, Brandon Carlo, from the Bruins, but trading Carlo should be the last thing on Boston’s mind (along with disrupting any of their core players in Patrice Bergeron, Brad Marchand, David Pastrnak, David Krejci, Zdeno Chara, Torey Krug and Tuukka Rask, just to name a few).

    The B’s are buyers this season– and they have to be, in order to remain in the hunt, with Toronto a point behind after Tuesday night and five games in hand over the Bruins. But Boston cannot add and subtract, like they’ve seem to have done the last couple of seasons in lateral moves that have kept them complacent with their standing in the Atlantic Division.

    Pittsburgh might be keen on moving a defenseman, such as Kris Letang, but Sakic remains stern on wanting to do more than just a one-for-one deal, considering the state of the rebuild in Colorado.

    Of the teams with perhaps the best situation for trading (without looking into the salary cap, of course), the Los Angeles Kings could play the role of the dark horse that sweeps Landeskog away with a plethora of prospects in the AHL and a few options to trade from their NHL roster.

    Any team that is willing or has room for Landeskog’s $5.571 million cap hit over the next five years is easily in the running behind closed doors and on phones we haven’t heard ring yet.

    Among the other players likely to leave the Avalanche in an ever looming avalanche of trades, Jarome Iginla, Carl Soderberg, Patrick Wiercioch and Semyon Varlamov remain attractive options.

    Iginla’s name has been tied to the Chicago Blackhawks in their annual search for an older veteran who’s looking to finally win the Cup, but there could be more teams at play, for the right price. Meanwhile, Soderberg’s name has gone under the radar, however he remains an attractive option for any team looking into solidifying themselves down the middle with a little veteran experience and NHL caliber seasoning.

    Wiercioch appears to be the most expendable defenseman other than Barrie or Erik Johnson, but won’t pull enough weight in a deal on his own. A Wiercioch-Soderberg-something package certainly might be more appealing to a team looking to dump rental contracts in return.

    Finally, Varlamov may be left exposed in the expansion draft if he isn’t moved prior to then. Certainly there are some teams that could utilize Varlamov’s starting goaltender status, including the Kings, Winnipeg Jets or others depending on their plans down the road (the Dallas Stars, Detroit Red Wings and/or Penguins to name a few).

    Though if there’s going to be a goalie moved at or before the deadline, it’ll likely be Ondrej Pavelec, Jaroslav Halak, Marc-Andre Fleury or Ben Bishop before other teams get on board with their plans to change things in goal before Vegas swoops in.

    Look, it’s the end of an era one way or another for Colorado.

    It’s just crazy that it might have to come down to trading Duchene and Landeskog (both top-5 draft picks in their respective draft years) to do so. Then again, things already got pretty crazy when Cody McLeod was sent to Nashville after spending his entire career until then in an Av’s uniform.

  • Numbers Game: Ranking the Mascots of the NHL (15-11)

    Numbers Game: Ranking the Mascots of the NHL (15-11)

    By: Nick Lanciani

    The following is a continuation of the ranking of all of the mascots in the NHL, based on the list of NHL mascots Wikipedia page.

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    You’ve been Thunderbug-ed. (Photo by Scott Audette/ Getty Images)

    15. Thunderbug- Tampa Bay Lightning

    If it weren’t for Tampa’s third jerseys (which, thank you very much, adidas for doing something about them, even though I’m usually a fan of alternates), Thunderbug might be higher up in my rankings, but unfortunately even Thunderbug can’t pull off looking stunning in those “Bolts” jerseys.

    Look, Tampa actually did a great job coming up with a mascot that works in more ways than one. Thunderbug’s name implies both the sound that occurs after lightning in a thunderstorm, as well as a synonym for “lightning bug”, or as normal people call them, “fireflies”. Thunderbug’s aesthetics might seem a little outdated, however, but I’ll let it pass since it could always be worse.

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    Tommy Hawk has a Twitter. Again I ask, what is it with mascots having Twitter accounts? (Photo via @BhawkTommyHawk)

    14. Tommy Hawk- Chicago Blackhawks

    Not bad, but not great either. Tommy Hawk is okay, but I’m sure we’ll all be giving him some points for feeling bad about what happened in Minnesota the other night. Actually, come to think of it, Nordy, you’ve been retroactively downgraded to last place in these rankings. That’s right, Stormy, you’ve been called up. Don’t get used to it.

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    Carlton the Bear? More like Classy the Bear. (Photo via @CarltonTheBear)

    13. Carlton the Bear- Toronto Maple Leafs

    Pure. Simple. Classic. Carlton the Bear is like a basic cup of coffee that Starbucks “dresses up” and charges you more for. Then again, what do I know, I’m more of a Dunkin’ guy myself and I drink coffee about one or two times a year. Anyway, the point is this, the Toronto Maple Leaf’s mascot is a classic. Named after the street the old Maple Leaf Gardens sat on, Carlton the Bear ties in the history of the Maple Leafs with the culture of hockey (and Canada) so elegantly.

    Bonus points for being a polar bear, as well.

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    Louie! Honestly, he’s not that bad looking, people. (Photo via @LouieSTLBlues)

    12. Louie- St. Louis Blues

    Say what you will about Louie, but again, the polar bear theme is always a win (to me anyway). He’s fuzzy, he’s friendly, Louie is a decent mascot and a great representative of the game. I mean, seriously, what little kid wouldn’t want to cozy up with Louie for a hug or a photo?

    It’s not always about having menacing mascots that will bit your opponent’s head off, you guys. Louie is chill. Louie is laid back. St. Louis, you’ve outdone yourselves, as usual.

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    Mick E. Moose is a tremendous upgrade from Benny, the original Jets mascot (though he’s cool, he can hangout anytime). (Photo via @MickEMoose_00)

    11. Mick E. Moose- Winnipeg Jets

    Mick E. Moose would have made my top-ten, if it weren’t for his creepy, gigantic, smile.

    Other than that, Mick E. Moose is a delightful call up from the AHL’s Manitoba Moose. Aside from my vendetta against Mick E. Moose’s smile, I don’t have much else to say for you, Winnipeg. Nice job overall, Jets.

  • Boston Through 40 (2016-2017)

    By: Nick Lanciani

    In another rendition of my season long look at projected Boston Bruins stats, here’s how things are going through 40 games played (yes, I know, I’m a little late to posting this, but hey, life is kind of going on outside of the Internet, ya know).

    Despite cooling off as of late, David Pastrnak is still on pace for a career year to remember in Boston. A slow year for Patrice Bergeron is still a lot better year than all of our years combined. Given the eye test as of late, Brad Marchand is waking up, despite what his 22-35-57 projected totals say.

    Across the roster, the Bruins are dominating the Corsi for% game. The only problem is that they’re having a hard time converting immense offensive production and efficiency into goals. Additionally, plus-minus is not Boston’s best friend right now, despite having stellar nights in and out from Tuukka Rask in goal. While Rask has been outstanding, that whole “goals in, goals out” model doesn’t appear to be working for the skaters in front of him in goal differential and the like.

    Boston’s rookie trio of Austin Czarnik, Anton Blidh and Brandon Carlo look to be contributors down the remaining stretch, but don’t look for their play to show up in the points column too much. Instead, take your eye off the puck, because that’s where they reside, setting up the big plays.

    Finally, about the Bruins goalies…

    Rask shouldn’t play upwards of 60 games, but if he has to, this year appears to be an acceptable year to do so.

    Anton Khudobin was sent to Providence after having played thus far worse than he did in nine games last season with the Anaheim Ducks before being sent to San Diego.

    With a few more games under his belt, Zane McIntyre should come into his own on the NHL level. Until then, the 10-0-0 goalie in the AHL so far this year is still looking for his first win in the NHL (which would certainly help my forecast function in Excel and allow me to say more).

    Standard disclaimer:

    “Keep in mind, every stat is based off of a player’s entire career and may not reflect well with the other stats projected for this current season (a.k.a. goals + assists might not equal the number of points shown in the points category), because again, each stat is forecasted individually.

    Italics indicates a player currently with their respective AHL affiliate. Underlined player stats indicate a player on the IR (which, admittedly, I’ll do my best to keep up with, but might not have perfect every time, so forgive me if I mistakenly label an injury or fail to label one entirely).”

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    Boston Bruins Projections- Through game 40 of 82

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    For comparison, here’s how the Bruins were projected to do at Game 0 of 82 (prior to the start of the 2016-2017 regular season):

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    *I keep saying I’m going to get around to projecting stats for the Arizona Coyotes and I really do mean it. These things take some time by hand, so please forgive me. It’ll probably be some time soon(ish).*

     

  • Numbers Game: Ranking the Mascots of the NHL (20-16)

    Numbers Game: Ranking the Mascots of the NHL (20-16)

    By: Nick Lanciani

    The following is a continuation of the ranking of all of the mascots in the NHL, based on the list of NHL mascots Wikipedia page.

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    Viktor E. Ratt (left) and Stanley C. Panther (right) would be a winning combo if Viktor E. Ratt retired. (Photo via @FlaPanthersCARE)

    20. Stanley C. Panther/ Viktor E. Ratt- Florida Panthers

    If it weren’t for Viktor E. Ratt’s existence, Stanley C. Panther might have cracked the top ten. But since Viktor E. Ratt exists, I was generous enough to at least include them in the top-20. Look, I understand Vikor E. Ratt’s significance, given the history and tradition behind Florida Panthers fans tossing plastic rats on the ice, but one mascot is enough. Leave the 1996 inspired rat behind. Please.

    As for Stanley C. Panther, he’s average. Despite being rather plain looking, he has a clean aesthetic and ties in perfectly with the Florida Panthers as an organization (aside from, you know, his existence as a Florida panther, the endangered animal and an extension of the brand).

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    Victor E. Green definitely stands out in a crowd. (Photo via Dallas Stars)

    19. Victor E. Green- Dallas Stars

    An ode to the man who moved the North Stars to Dallas or simply an ode to their jersey color, you decide, but Victor E. Green is a pretty solid, lovable, alien. The fact of the matter is that he is too lovable. While I give the Dallas Stars props for joining the mascot bandwagon however long ago (it was pretty recent, but not as recent as Hunter’s arrival with the Edmonton Oilers), an alien is a bit far fetched, unless your team is located in the same state as Area 51 (hello, Vegas Golden Knights employees who are reading this, please take my idea and run with it).

    Kudos to the Stars, though, for the wonderful mascot bio that notes Victor E. Green’s relationship status as “[a]lienated” and his birthplace as “[a] galaxy far, far away” (Star Wars > Star Trek, come at me, nerds). Minus five points for being too similar to a MLB mascot, though.

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    Harvey the Hound, giving me nightmares, since forever for some reason. (Photo by Derek Leung/ Getty Images)

    18. Harvey the Hound- Calgary Flames

    Craig MacTavish isn’t a fan of Harvey the Hound, just ask that 2003 playoff game where he ripped out Harvey the Hound’s tongue (look it up on YouTube on your own time). Fun fact, Harvey the Hound is the oldest mascot in the NHL. Because of that, he gets some brownie points and rises in my ranking. But also because of that and his much needed spin through the washing machine or whatever, he gets downgraded a few spots.

    Look, I have no real complaints about Harvey the Hound here other than the costume should probably be dry cleaned and maybe modernized a bit. And no, despite what you may be thinking, Scorch wasn’t better.

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    Gnash looks smashing, despite the fact that the baby blue went better with the silver that was once rampant in Nashville’s jerseys. (Photo by Matt Zambonin/ Freestyle Photo/ Getty Images)

    17. Gnash- Nashville Predators

    Got to say, not a huge fan of the baby blue, but otherwise Gnash fits the bill perfectly for the Predators. I mean, simply put, there’s not much else to say about this mascot. So 17th it is.

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    If it’s from New Jersey it better be Bruce Springsteen or else– so not this guy. Nice try, New Jersey. (Photo via @NJDevil00)

    16. N.J. Devil- New Jersey Devils

    Some people say N.J. Devil is one of the greatest mascots in sports. I am not “some people”. It might be unfair to hold their uniforms against them, but there’s just something that seems unoriginal about New Jersey’s mascot. What’s with the mustache? Why haven’t they changed their jerseys (or at least added a third jersey) in ages?

    It’s New Jersey, why don’t they just dress up one of Bruce Springsteen’s guitars and call it their mascot? Better yet, just get Bruce Springsteen himself to show up at every game. Maybe then the recent lackluster attendance problem will be solved.

  • Working On A Dream

    Working On A Dream

    By: Nick Lanciani

    Dear Reader,

    I can finally say I’ve made it. Sort of.

    I’ve landed a new position in my emerging career that will likely take up a lot of my new found free time in life after college (again, sort of– I only have one more class and it’s online). So what this means is that Down the Frozen River will go on just as usual, but I may or may not always have time to get to do what I intended to do all along in my spare time after school (write endlessly until someone noticed me and hired me).

    Connor will still write his Game of the Day matchups, Colby will still write “Colby’s Corner”, Frank will keep writing his column and everything else will continue to operate as normal. Don’t worry. Your favorite content won’t stop and whatever I wrote that you previously ignored/glanced over might be less frequent.

    I will, however, continue to produce episodes of the Down the Frozen River Podcast and update my projected stats as best as I can, but if you don’t see me interacting with content as much as I have in the past, it’s nothing personal.

    I want to thank everyone once again and give another special shout out to the Carolina Panthers Radio Network (shouts to y’all).

    In the meantime, if you like watching the Bruins, hopefully I don’t ruin that for you, because I’ll be taking some of the controls, tracking stats and researching stuff for on-air in the background. I’m looking forward to getting started at NESN and would like to thank you all for reading, listening and interacting on Twitter. Keep being awesome, [INSERT YOUR NAME HERE].

    Respectfully Yours,

     

    Nick Lanciani

  • Numbers Game: Ranking the mascots of the NHL (25-21)

    Numbers Game: Ranking the mascots of the NHL (25-21)

    By: Nick Lanciani

    The following is a continuation of the ranking of all of the mascots in the NHL, based on the list of NHL mascots Wikipedia page.

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    Why, just why? Sparky the Dragon’s on Twitter kids (@SparkyNYI).

    25. Sparky the Dragon- New York Islanders

    Sparky the Dragon double-dipped as the mascot of the Islanders, wearing blue and orange during Islanders games, and pink, red and black for the New York Dragons (Arena Football) team until 2009. This mascot made sense for the Dragons, considering, hello, Sparky the Dragon is a dragon. But unfortunately for minority Isles owner, Charles Wang (who also owned the New York Dragons), you can’t always get what you want from applying one thing to satisfy two needs.

    What was so wrong about the Gorton’s fisherman era Islanders? Honestly, just take that concept and make it a walking thing that creeps on people– I mean, takes pictures with fans and ensures everyone is having a good time at Barclays Center. Plus, the 90s are cool again and most likely every hipster in Brooklyn would flock to an arena that’s ill-fitted for hockey to 1) learn who the Islanders are and 2) dig the on fleek colors of the fisherman (is that what they say now?).

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    Come to think of it, what’s with mascots on Twitter anyway? Photo via @NordyWild on Twitter (Nordy’s Official Account)

    24. Nordy- Minnesota Wild

    Everyone says Nordy looks like Alex from Madagascar and while I won’t disagree, I will say that Nordy looks pretty bad. It doesn’t help that the Wild applied their bear logo across his face, for starters. Plus his mane is a bit unkempt.

    Come to think of it, I don’t really know what really makes Nordy quite an unattractive mascot. Maybe it’s his number. I mean, 18,001 is a bit much to fit on a jersey. Plus his smile just screams “help me”, “get me out of here” or something along those lines. Minnesota made an attempt. That’s good. He is a lot less creepy than some mascots in the MLB (looking at you– actually, all of the MLB mascots except for Wally the Green Monster). But for NHL mascots, Nordy doesn’t rank quite as well.

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    “Go stand next to him! He won’t bite– actually, Billy, I’m not sure if he bites,” me if I was a parent. (Photo via Andy Delvin/ Oilers Entertainment Group)

    23. Hunter- Edmonton Oilers

    Shouts to the Edmonton Oilers for finally introducing a mascot to their organization for their first time in franchise history this season. Hunter’s namesake comes from the original owner of the then Alberta Oilers of the World Hockey Association, Bill Hunter.

    But that’s about it for cutesy comments about this sure to devour anyone in its path looking mascot. Look, Hunter’s a great name for the Oilers considering it pays homage to the aforementioned Bill Hunter, but it’s probably not a great name for a lynx that for sure is a carnivore and hunts things. I don’t know, maybe it’s just me or something. Regardless, Edmonton, you tried. Am I glad you finally have a mascot, yes. It’s just a little… creepy.

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    Bernie’s eyes will haunt you in your sleep. (Photo via Colorado Avalanche)

    22. Bernie the St. Bernard- Colorado Avalanche

    The Colorado Avalanche have been feeling the Bern since they switched up their mascot from Howler the Yeti to Bernie the St. Bernard in 2009. For the first few years of Bernie’s existence, I could live with the change.

    Yet, as I grow older, I become more nostalgic and cranky towards change. Howler the Yeti was better. Even in the franchise’s days as the Québec Nordiques, whatever this thing was that was the Nordiques mascot was better than this alien-looking dog (look at Bernie’s eyes and tell me he’s not something from Area 51, speaking of which, there’s an idea for you, Vegas Golden Knights, give us an alien). And what’s with the barrel, Bernie? What are you hiding from us and how did you get that past security?

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    Could be worse. (Photo via Christian Petersen/ Getty Images North America)

    21. Howler- Arizona Coyotes

    Howler isn’t all that bad, just not that great. He’s average. The kind of mascot that you can be proud of, but wish could do more. Put him in a kachina jersey all year and he’d probably jump up 20 spots in my rankings.

    Other than that, I really don’t have any reason why Howler fits in at 21st overall. He just does. Maybe it’s his face. Yeah, come to think of it, his face kind of bothers me. It’s almost too perfect and kind of oddly angled to a point for a nose. That thing’s probably sharp and could poke out someone’s eye. Minus 10 points for safety.